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Aug. 16th, 2009 | 10:03 am

TENNIS BABES

STROBEL'S ALL-TIME TOP 10

1. Gabriela Sabatini. Who? Ask your dad.

2. Maria Sharapova. Most people's #1. Blonde. Legs up to Vladivostok. So what if her game's ailing.

3. Anna Kournikova. Weird to say, but this 28-year-old is the grand-mother of sexy tennis.

4. Ana Ivanovic. Serbia gave us Ana to make up for Slobodan Milosevic.

5. Evonne Goolagong. She won seven singles titles in the '70s and '80s, before the Age of Titillating Tennis. But I had a teenage crush on her.

6. Aleksandra Wozniak. The girl next door. Literally. Go Canada.

7. Serena and/or Venus Williams. Lycra catsuits never looked so good. But don't mess with their dad.

8. Maria Kirilenko. Daniela Hantuchova. Tatiana Golovin. Okay, I'm cheating. A combined entry: They appeared in the 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit layout called Volley of the Dolls.

9. Victoria Azarenka. Belle of Belarus. Her grunts top 83.5 decibels, rivalling even Sharapova's.

10. Rafael Nadal. Hell, he's even prettier than most of the women.

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